Wife For The Night - Wife-For-The- Night failed to deliver total satisfaction
So I paid for a Wife-For-The-Night to show up Christmas Eve.
She shows up, and the first thing wrong was her high heels were'nt 5" like I ordered her to wear.More like 4".Then the Maid uniform she wore did not rip off her supple virgin body like it should have.
She did not moan and groan as promised either.
I want a repeat visit **on the house**. And a letter of apology from the owner **Monique** along with a $1000.00 gift card to make up for my heartbreak.
But most of all I want a super penicilian shot to stop the onslaught of the STD she said she gave me!!!
Why me oh Lord???